2017 USB Presentation - Alexander Kitson

KFC DIET

Day 1

Breakfast, Hawaiian burger, and a large coke combo.

Lunch, Hawaiian burger, and a large water combo.

Dinner, Hawaiian burger, and a large sprite combo.

Day 2

Breakfast, Cheese snake burger small Fanta combo.

Lunch, Cheese snake burger small Fanta combo.

Dinner, Hawaiian burger, and a large coke combo.

Day 3

Breakfast, Cheese snake burger small Fanta combo.

Lunch, Hawaiian burger, and a large coke combo.

Dinner, Hawaiian burger, and a large water combo.

Day4

Breakfast, Hawaiian burger, and a large coke combo.

Lunch, Cheese snake burger small Fanta combo.

Dinner, Hawaiian burger, and a large coke combo.

Day 5

Breakfast, Cheese snake burger small Fanta combo.

Lunch, Zinger burger, and a large L&P combo.

Dinner, Zinger burger and a large L&P combo.

Day 6

Breakfast, Cheese snake burger small Fanta combo.

Lunch, Zinger burger, and a large L&P combo.

Dinner, Zinger burger and a large L&P combo.

Day 7

Breakfast, Cheese snake burger small Fanta combo.

Lunch, Cheese snake burger small Fanta combo.

Dinner, Large Popcorn chicken with large Fanta combo.

Sory

Christmas

7:00 One snowy Christmas Eve in Canada Alberta.There was a kid named Timmy.Timmy was not living a very good life his parents were on minimum wage as gardeners.They had a small rundown house with 2 bedrooms and 1 small tv.7 years old he was good all year because he wanted to get an iPhone, but he wanted to catch Santa. So little Timmy thought of a plan. The plan started with Timmy putting milk and cookies on a plate next to the tree and Timmy would wait behind the Christmas tree. after his parents have gone to bed he would sneak out with his stick slingshot made from a stick and a rubber band, for the bullets a stone.

“Timmy go to bed it is 7:00,” Said Helen (Timmys mum)

“Ok,” Timmy shouted back.

So Timmy went to bed and waited and waited then he heard his mum and dad walk into their room.

Wait 1 more minute Timmy thought reportedly in his mind. The clock turned 10:00, he slowly got up as quiet as he could slowly tip sowing over to the dark creaky cold hallway. Creak by creak step by step slowly making his way over to the tree. The milk was out of some cookies.

“Come out now you fat red fart,” Timmy mumbled to himself.

Still waiting for Timmy looked at his watch that he found on the ground at the park a few weeks ago.

“AAAAAAAHHHHH,” Timmy thought in his head.

It was 3:00 in the morning. Suddenly bang bang Timmy looked over at the little blue chimney. A head popped out of the fireplace. The face was bright purple and had a jolly white beard.

“Ho ho help me please,” The man said.

I grabbed my slingshot and pointed it at him pulling back the rubber band I said “are you Santa,”

“Yea what does it look like, can you help me please,” Said Santa.

“Yea ok,” said Timmy.

So Timmy helped him out.

“Good boy now here is an iPhone x, I have been watching you-you have been very good,” Said Santa.

“Oh my gosh, Thank you so much,” Timmy said thankfully.

“Now go back to sleep it is so late it is early,” said Santa.

“Ok,” said Timmy

As Timmy tiptoed back to his room Santa laid out some more presents and then left out the front door.

Halloween

Halloween

It - parody of death

Once upon a time, there was a man called Louie he loved the movie It too much so every Halloween he dressed up as It, but this Halloween he went too far. There were sound effects, his house looked just like the house in the movie. If a kid came to the door it would open with a creek and then he would jump out from behind of the dresser and start up a fake chainsaw with sharp fake teeth. The kids run away in tera and scream “I want my mummy”. Another kid approached the house he looked about 15 years old and the door opened Louie jumped out from behind the dresser and the 15-year-old kid punched Louie right in the face, Louie fell straight to the ground.

Louie woke up dizzy he did not know where on earth he was. looking around him he saw needles on the light blue bed he was lying down in, nurses with face masks on and nazale tubs Placed firmly up Louie nose. A man walked up to Louie's bed swiftly with a black suit on with some papers in his hand.

“Hello,” The man said firmly.

“Who are you,” Louie said with a strong voice.

“I am your lawyer that you hired In case something went wrong and my name is Rod,” Rod said with curing.

“I don't remember hiring you,” Louie said.

“That's because you have lost the last 2 days of your memory,” Rod said.

“How did I do that,” Louie said shivering with fear.

“A-15-year old kid hit right in the head because you scared him, he will not be sued lucky he punched you or he would have sued you,” Rod said firmly.

“You will be out of the hospital in 1 day,” Rod said.

“But know more It Halloweens for you,” Rod said.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!,” Louie screamed.

Alex K

Oct

2017

Letter to the priminister

Havelock Intermediate                                                                                                    Nimon St                                                                                                                         Havelock North 4130

13 September 2017

The beehive                                                                                                                    Bunny St                                                                                                                         Wellington

To Whom it May Concern

I am writing to you as you are now my country's Prime Minister.

I would like you to decrease the taxes of poor people and increase the tax for wealthy people to make New Zealand a little bit more fair. Hire more police so there is not as much crime in our beautiful New Zealand.

Pleas help the environment fineing people 500$ if they litter. Get more shelters for the poor, more food and more water for the poor. Stop cutting down so many trees

Yours Sincerely

Alex Kitson  

My speech

Speech

ko rangitoto te maunga ko tuki tuki te awa ko Alex Kitson tukuingawa tena koutou tena koutou tena tatou katou.

Hi I am Alex Kitson am a student at HNI and in

the next 2 minutes you will never want to touch a soft drink again.

Did you know all soft drinks have at the very least 7 teaspoons of sugar and that is way more sugar the average person needs in a day?

It's a well-known fact Drinking too much soda is bad for you, And regular soda isn't the only bad drink for you. Even diet drinks, which utilize artificial sweeteners in place of sugar, It will still negatively impact an individual's health.

This is some of the side effects that fizzy drinks can give you, Belching and Heartburn, Increased Risk of Obesity, Poor Nutrition, Tooth Decay,  Reduced Bone Strength And you think that's bad, 10,000 soft drinks are drunk in 1 second. Some of these people are getting Heartburn, Increased Risk of Obesity, Poor Nutrition, Tooth Decay,  Reduced Bone Strength. If you drink a can of coke then go for a little run you are most likely to get the stitch but if you don't drink coke before you run you might not get the stitch and if you just drink coke by itself and don't go for a run or any form of exercise the sugar will turn into fat in your body. If you only have 1 can of coke every month you will get fit a lot easier and if you can don't have any coke or fizzy drinks at all and you exercise you will be super fit in no time. Now I hope you all only have at the most 1 fizzy drink every week, now that's all from me Alex thank you for listening.

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