2017 USB Presentation - Alexander Kitson

KFC DIET

Day 1

Breakfast, Hawaiian burger, and a large coke combo.

Lunch, Hawaiian burger, and a large water combo.

Dinner, Hawaiian burger, and a large sprite combo.

Day 2

Breakfast, Cheese snake burger small Fanta combo.

Lunch, Cheese snake burger small Fanta combo.

Dinner, Hawaiian burger, and a large coke combo.

Day 3

Breakfast, Cheese snake burger small Fanta combo.

Lunch, Hawaiian burger, and a large coke combo.

Dinner, Hawaiian burger, and a large water combo.

Day4

Breakfast, Hawaiian burger, and a large coke combo.

Lunch, Cheese snake burger small Fanta combo.

Dinner, Hawaiian burger, and a large coke combo.

Day 5

Breakfast, Cheese snake burger small Fanta combo.

Lunch, Zinger burger, and a large L&P combo.

Dinner, Zinger burger and a large L&P combo.

Day 6

Breakfast, Cheese snake burger small Fanta combo.

Lunch, Zinger burger, and a large L&P combo.

Dinner, Zinger burger and a large L&P combo.

Day 7

Breakfast, Cheese snake burger small Fanta combo.

Lunch, Cheese snake burger small Fanta combo.

Dinner, Large Popcorn chicken with large Fanta combo.

Sory

Christmas

7:00 One snowy Christmas Eve in Canada Alberta.There was a kid named Timmy.Timmy was not living a very good life his parents were on minimum wage as gardeners.They had a small rundown house with 2 bedrooms and 1 small tv.7 years old he was good all year because he wanted to get an iPhone, but he wanted to catch Santa. So little Timmy thought of a plan. The plan started with Timmy putting milk and cookies on a plate next to the tree and Timmy would wait behind the Christmas tree. after his parents have gone to bed he would sneak out with his stick slingshot made from a stick and a rubber band, for the bullets a stone.

“Timmy go to bed it is 7:00,” Said Helen (Timmys mum)

“Ok,” Timmy shouted back.

So Timmy went to bed and waited and waited then he heard his mum and dad walk into their room.

Wait 1 more minute Timmy thought reportedly in his mind. The clock turned 10:00, he slowly got up as quiet as he could slowly tip sowing over to the dark creaky cold hallway. Creak by creak step by step slowly making his way over to the tree. The milk was out of some cookies.

“Come out now you fat red fart,” Timmy mumbled to himself.

Still waiting for Timmy looked at his watch that he found on the ground at the park a few weeks ago.

“AAAAAAAHHHHH,” Timmy thought in his head.

It was 3:00 in the morning. Suddenly bang bang Timmy looked over at the little blue chimney. A head popped out of the fireplace. The face was bright purple and had a jolly white beard.

“Ho ho help me please,” The man said.

I grabbed my slingshot and pointed it at him pulling back the rubber band I said “are you Santa,”

“Yea what does it look like, can you help me please,” Said Santa.

“Yea ok,” said Timmy.

So Timmy helped him out.

“Good boy now here is an iPhone x, I have been watching you-you have been very good,” Said Santa.

“Oh my gosh, Thank you so much,” Timmy said thankfully.

“Now go back to sleep it is so late it is early,” said Santa.

“Ok,” said Timmy

As Timmy tiptoed back to his room Santa laid out some more presents and then left out the front door.

Halloween

Halloween

It - parody of death

Once upon a time, there was a man called Louie he loved the movie It too much so every Halloween he dressed up as It, but this Halloween he went too far. There were sound effects, his house looked just like the house in the movie. If a kid came to the door it would open with a creek and then he would jump out from behind of the dresser and start up a fake chainsaw with sharp fake teeth. The kids run away in tera and scream “I want my mummy”. Another kid approached the house he looked about 15 years old and the door opened Louie jumped out from behind the dresser and the 15-year-old kid punched Louie right in the face, Louie fell straight to the ground.

Louie woke up dizzy he did not know where on earth he was. looking around him he saw needles on the light blue bed he was lying down in, nurses with face masks on and nazale tubs Placed firmly up Louie nose. A man walked up to Louie's bed swiftly with a black suit on with some papers in his hand.

“Hello,” The man said firmly.

“Who are you,” Louie said with a strong voice.

“I am your lawyer that you hired In case something went wrong and my name is Rod,” Rod said with curing.

“I don't remember hiring you,” Louie said.

“That's because you have lost the last 2 days of your memory,” Rod said.

“How did I do that,” Louie said shivering with fear.

“A-15-year old kid hit right in the head because you scared him, he will not be sued lucky he punched you or he would have sued you,” Rod said firmly.

“You will be out of the hospital in 1 day,” Rod said.

“But know more It Halloweens for you,” Rod said.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!,” Louie screamed.

Alex K

Oct

2017

Letter to the priminister

Havelock Intermediate                                                                                                    Nimon St                                                                                                                         Havelock North 4130

13 September 2017

The beehive                                                                                                                    Bunny St                                                                                                                         Wellington

To Whom it May Concern

I am writing to you as you are now my country's Prime Minister.

I would like you to decrease the taxes of poor people and increase the tax for wealthy people to make New Zealand a little bit more fair. Hire more police so there is not as much crime in our beautiful New Zealand.

Pleas help the environment fineing people 500$ if they litter. Get more shelters for the poor, more food and more water for the poor. Stop cutting down so many trees

Yours Sincerely

Alex Kitson  

My speech

Speech

ko rangitoto te maunga ko tuki tuki te awa ko Alex Kitson tukuingawa tena koutou tena koutou tena tatou katou.

Hi I am Alex Kitson am a student at HNI and in

the next 2 minutes you will never want to touch a soft drink again.

Did you know all soft drinks have at the very least 7 teaspoons of sugar and that is way more sugar the average person needs in a day?

It's a well-known fact Drinking too much soda is bad for you, And regular soda isn't the only bad drink for you. Even diet drinks, which utilize artificial sweeteners in place of sugar, It will still negatively impact an individual's health.

This is some of the side effects that fizzy drinks can give you, Belching and Heartburn, Increased Risk of Obesity, Poor Nutrition, Tooth Decay,  Reduced Bone Strength And you think that's bad, 10,000 soft drinks are drunk in 1 second. Some of these people are getting Heartburn, Increased Risk of Obesity, Poor Nutrition, Tooth Decay,  Reduced Bone Strength. If you drink a can of coke then go for a little run you are most likely to get the stitch but if you don't drink coke before you run you might not get the stitch and if you just drink coke by itself and don't go for a run or any form of exercise the sugar will turn into fat in your body. If you only have 1 can of coke every month you will get fit a lot easier and if you can don't have any coke or fizzy drinks at all and you exercise you will be super fit in no time. Now I hope you all only have at the most 1 fizzy drink every week, now that's all from me Alex thank you for listening.

THE END

week 5 term 3 2017

I did a piece of writing about 3 guys that grown up together and become rich.

HERE IS THE STORY

Once upon a time in the future, there were three men who grew up together facing every challenge that came to them together as a team. Alex had black hair and blue eyes, Hugh had brown hair and hazel eyes, Jup had blond hair and green eyes. They became billionaires in 2145 (when they were 18.) They had a dream that dream was powerful they wanted to be the first men on Jupiter. Now 12 years later they have worked so hard doing 8 hours of training a day for twelve years straight and today is the day for them to take off into space and land on Jupiter, this was the day that they had dreamed about Jup, Alex, And Hugh walked onto the ship with all their heavy gray gear on  ready for the journey as all their mums and dads waved goodbye and cheered ‘we love you.’

The ship that they went into was dark blue and we had a crew of 100 people on board. It was called the SUPERJET 100,000,000,000 and we were the first men to ride it. The countdown started 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 lift of the rocket rumbled as we took of into the air. ‘YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT,’ Alex shouted.  ‘Yea we're fine,’ Jonn and Jup shouted back as loud as they could. It took them 40 days to get to Jupiter every night they facetimed loved ones and exercised for 2 hours they only ate salad and an organic cereal. When they got to Jupiter they geared up and buckled in for the rumbling landing bang they had landed and they jumped out of the dusty ship they started setting up the tent thing. ‘We made it Yahoo,’ said Alex exotically. ‘Whoohoo’ said John and Jup. now we have a whole year ahead of us…

Week 3 term 3

1. I learned what a weed looks like in x10.
2. I learned how to make snack bread things. 
3. I learned how to say my name in Mandarin.
4. I learned how to play a new song on the piano.
5. I learned how to do a new solo on drums.
6. I learned how to do a back flip on the tramp.
7. I learned what my skin looks like in x10.
8. I learned how to do a Ford flip on a tramp.

New

Today I went to a science quiz today with Louie, Leo, and Andreas. It was a 40 question quiz I think I did well.

1. I learned how to play Scarborough Fair fair 2 hands. 
2. I learned how to remove the tank in my buggy.
3. I learned how to fix my buggy when the petrol is leaking out.
4. I learned what to do if my buggy catches on fire.
5. I learned how to play last card.
6. I learned how to play the crew (a game)
7. I learned how to do a double stepover in the air on FIFA.
8. I learned how to x decimal.

8 Things

1. I learned immunizations don't hurt at all.
2. I learned if you don't take your immunization then you could get a disease.
3. I learned how it feels to have an immunization shot (it doesn't hurt)
4. I learned what the 2018 Lamborghini Hurricanes look's like.
5. I learned that if you mix food coloring and milk you can make a cool pattern.
6. I learned what a Lamborghini Veneno sounds like.
7. I learned what the first car look's like.
8. I learned how to draw a frog.

8 Thigs

1. I learned how to toe a buggy on a car.
2. I learned how to do an oli on a scooter.
3. I learned how to tailwhip on a scooter.
4. I learned how to drift on a buggy.
5. I learned how to paly a solo on drums on page 14.
6. I learned how to land a forward flip out the wall at flip out.
7. I learned how to send an email to Arsenal.
8. I learned what makes slime, borax, glue and water.

week 3 term 2

1. I learnt how to play A new song on piano.
2.  I learnt how to spin a drumstick.
3. I learnt how to take of a computer key and put it back on.
4. I learnt what is inside of a computer key.
5. I learnt why not to trade computer keys.
6. I learnt how to play a solo on drums.
7. I learnt how small atoms are.
8. I learnt that if you get a tea bag and empty the tea and then light the top on fire it flies in the air.

ATOM

VID
We are studying all about atoms and this is a video of what an atom is.

PHONE CLIPPER

PHONE CLIPPER

The Phone Clipper is a gadget to help save phones and money, It is called a Phone Clipper and it is great for a gift.

It is made with a thin wire at the end of the wire to the phone side there is a pop socket and It is attached then on the pocket side It is attached to your pants.

Anyone who has a phone can use this mostly iPhones. If you are running and doing a lot then this will make a good treat. You me or you're nana could have one.

I created this because my sister's phone fell out of her pocket one time and it broke and it cost a bit of money so that is why I created this Phone Clip.  

You can use this anywhere, It's good when you are on a high place and right next to the water and if your phone falls out of your pocket then the Phone Clip will save It.

That was all about the amazing Phone Clipper. What do you think?

week 1, 4 things

1. How to add fractions with different denominators.
2. How a fidget spinners work.
3. How to make slime and putty.
4. How to spin fidget spinners fast.

Week 11 8 things

1. I learned a new song on the piano.
2. I learned how to do a ford flip.
3. I learned how to cook scones.
4. I learned how to whip cream.
5. I learned what a semiquaver is.
6. I learned that England uses pounds instead of $.
7. I learned most of the notes on the piano of by heart.
8. I learned how to play Em on a guitar.

8 Things

1. I learned about camera angles.
2. I learned about Beethoven and what his full name is.
3. I learned how to play yellow bird on guitar.
4.  I learned how to play 
5. I learned that Majawana is legal for medical reasons.
6. How to read basic drum music.
7. To do a variety of sentences when I write.
8. I learned how to drift on my buggy.

8 things this week 9

1. How to fix a gas leak on a buggy.
2. I learned how to line dance.
3. How to play E Miner, G, A7.
4. In 1782 Mozart married Constanze weber.
5. Chopin was born near Poland.
6. Mozart first name is wolf gang.
7. Rimsky-Korsakov was born in 1844
8. Mozart was born in 1756

THE END

8 Things I learnt this week

1. I learnt how to Do a triple drag back.
2. How movies do movies.
3.  How to be a director.
4. How to use a camera in a film.
5. How to finesse shot top corner. 
6. How to fix my buggy.
7. That Sir Ed follow's all of our school rules.
8. That there was groups of people climbing Mt Everest.  

8 things this week 7

1. How to fix brakes if they don't work.
2. How a buggy engine works.
3. That there are sizes for reach's.
4. That the whole Mt Everest trip was planned.
5. There were groups of men and they were all went up and then 1 group went down every camp.
6. Neiper was named after Gorge Neiper.
7. Hillary is named after Sir Edman Hillary.
8. Sir Edman Hillary died 11 January 2008.

8 New learning

8 New learning for this week

• How to solder properly
• New Maori words
•  How to play the buzzy bee game.
• How much money the peak TV studio cost
• Beyonce is Illuminati.
• 1,000,000,000, this is one billion. 
• How to make quizzes on kahoot.com
• How to play home now freeze

8 THING I LEARNED THIS WEEK

I learned the school song.
I  how to solder
A lemon can make electricity
There is such thing as copper tape
Copper tape is like tape
The lemon makes the zinc nail electricity
Soldering is very hard
I learned that some animals are in massive danger

Week 4

My new learning.

1. I learnt a lot about sign language
2. The school song
3. I learnt my name in sign
4. Some drums beats 
5. How to read drum notes
6. How to drive a buggy properly
7. How to draw zentangles
8. How to do a 1.0 turn in a buggy